Hi Guys.
Not a seller problem.But a good story.
Read in full.You might find it funny,You may not ?
1st box.Just to be clear.In all the years i’ve been on amazon.I’ve NEVER had a problem with their orders.NEVER.Lot’s of problems with the mega sellers.But NEVER with Amo.
The Story.
I received 3 orders today.3 big boxes.Delighted.
1st box was for my son with Autism.Mad into astronomy.New telescope.He was over the moon.so to speak.I’m in great mood after seeing his face light up.Excellent.
2nd box. I buy lovely coffee by the boxload from a wonderful UK seller.Strenght 6 and beautiful full flavour.Always fresh and in date.etc,etc.I’m really over the moon now.This day is going great.Excellent.
3rd box.I start cutting the black tape to open,Funny smell ??.I think maybe it’s the packaging ??.
Get the box open.2 items in the box as expected.All ok except the SMELL is horendous.What the H**L sort of paper packaging did they use.There must be something seriously wrong with it.Bad batch or something.Get over it.Just take out the darn items and bin the box quickly.
I try to take the 1’st item out,but it seems stuck to the other item ?? So i squeeze in my fingers between the items to seperate them and then remove the 1st one.At 1st i don’t believe what i’m seeing.I take the item out and my fingers are covered in BROWNY BLACKY YELLOWIE Stuff.AND the SMELL.MY GD it’s unbelieveable.But it can’t be what i think it is.IT Just Can’t.I refuse to believe it.It must be some sort of Grease or Oil of something from the machinery at Amazon ??? Gd please tell me it is.
BUT IT BLODDY WELL IS NOT.
IT’s SHITE,SHIT,POOH,Phoecies,or whatever the hell you want to Bloody call it.
Some Amazon employee has SHIT in my box.Or in the paper packaging or whatever.But the point is,There is SHITE in my Delivery.Covering MY HANDS and my new items.
There is no way in HELL i will ever use these items.Would You ???
Now heres the clinker.!!!
2 issues.
1st to make you laugh.The 2 items in the box.I purchased an expensive one and a cheaper one as a spare.What were they you ask???.Hold your horses.It’s coming.They were ?? .They Are ??? Yes it’s true.You won’t believe it.But it’s True. They were 2 New never come loose,Easy fixing,Long lasting fittings,White, Easy clean Toilet seats.Yes.2 covered in SHITE toilet seats.
How in the name of GD do i even return these.There on the grass.I can’t even touch them.I can’t stop washing my bloody hands,I can’t seem to get rid of the smell off me OR out of my HOME.It’s seems to be stuck to the walls.
I don’t sue people.Never have,Never will.But GD i think this is the closest i have ever felt about breaking that rule.
So.WHAT do i do.I can’t return them.I can’t Use them and i feel like changing every bit of my homes contents.Smell just won’t go.
Any coments or advice appreciated.Thanks
I feel Sick.
The items are Not damaged per say.Delivered on time.WELL PACKED.