Anyone else feel like they're in a game of Amazon Support whack-a-mole? You whack a problem, it pops up with a different answer, whack that answer, and two more problems sprout in its place!

Seriously, is there a support rep out there who collects points for the most confusing responses? I swear, I explained the issue with my listing ten times, and each time I get a solution that seems designed for a completely different problem.

Alright, my fellow sellers, I'm reaching my limit.

How many times do you have to whack the same mole before it actually stays down?

Is there a secret seller support handshake? Or maybe a magic phrase to ensure your issue gets addressed once and for all? Share your experiences (and commiserate) in the comments below!