A little humor for this weekend - Have you received any product reviews or feedback that made you laugh?!
Good day, everyone!
Well, we know customer reviews are important for your business and we want to avoid negative reviews at all costs, whether justified or not.
To lighten the mood a bit this weekend, I wanted to know if you have ever received any comments, on your services or products, negative or positive, that really made you laugh? (And not an awkward laugh 😅)
Come on, it's time to share them with the community below!
A little humor for this weekend - Have you received any product reviews or feedback that made you laugh?!
Good day, everyone!
Well, we know customer reviews are important for your business and we want to avoid negative reviews at all costs, whether justified or not.
To lighten the mood a bit this weekend, I wanted to know if you have ever received any comments, on your services or products, negative or positive, that really made you laugh? (And not an awkward laugh 😅)
Come on, it's time to share them with the community below!
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Seller_GDKePtFy3qjdI
I got a great one from one of my Scorpion Pepper Sauce buyers:
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So HOT! Soooo Good!
This hot sauce is sooooo hot! "How hot is it?!" It's so hot that it even makes Chuck Norris cry.
Heard about this condiment earlier this year during winter. It's so hot so people use this as a heat source during winter months.
I use it on my meat. Chicken is especially tasty with this dabbed on it after air frying. However, I decided to try some in my red lentil soup and oh my glorious Jesus!!! It tasted so darn good. Just a few dabs will do ya.
My son is a hot sauce connoisseur and says it is too hot to enjoy. However, he is 23 and has yet to learn how to control himself and dab properly.
This is good on steamed veggies as well. Put this on anything that needs a little kick in the butt. Feel free to bring this to the next BBQ or HOA meeting.
Seller_8sP6ffckcRn6v
Not sure how some folks will like the larger rating on the right.
Seller_LVZcgxAgZ2xBv
This book review made me laugh when I first saw it about 10 years ago, and it still elicits a chuckle. The review wasn't for my book, but it's a title many will know as it was made into a movie. Author's name removed to protect the guilty:
"XXXX is not a good writer. He is not a bad writer. He is the worst writer ever. Since the day when Sumerians first scratched symbols on clay tablets there has not been a more banal, insipid, nauseating writer than this guy. To say that he can't write is incorrect. Oh, he can write. He knew exactly what he was doing when he wrote this dreck. He's not like those thousands of monkeys hammering away at typewriters for all eternity trying to write the complete works of Shakespeare. No, XXXX actually had the INTENT to write this abomination.
There are paragraphs in this book too horrible to mention, sentences that will leaving you gasping and grabbing blindly for something sturdy to cling to. The sheer incompetence is awesome to behold. I can't give examples of how bad it is because I would end up transcribing the entire book. How he was able to write this book without becoming becoming paralyzed with shame is beyond me."
Seller_4CuJotOluTjBr
The only thing I laugh at is the BS Amazon commercial about how the reviews have integrity and use hundreds of data points! What a Joke! The Review system is Garbage! Doesn't even use Math to equal out averages for Star rating! #Fact
Reviews that Made us Laugh? Are you serious? Most of our negative reviews we have are "Paid" negative reviews that Amazon refuses to remove! Sent in evidence with the reviewer's profiles from Fiverr as "Paid" reviewers and of course Amazon did NOTHING to help!
The reviews on Amazon are Garbage. China and India sellers Pay for their good reviews and pay for negative reviews against USA sellers and Amazon does nothing!
